Most Interesting Man in the World Sayings

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• His blood smells like cologne
• The police often question him just because they find him interesting
• His charisma can be seen from outer space
• The book "Who's Who in America" lists his little black address book as its major source of information.
• He can speak braille fluently, and it is said, he writes his signature in sign language.
• He can disarm you with his looks or his hands either way.
• He learned how to play Chinese checkers in Japan.
• If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost. And you would arrive at least 5 minutes early.
• He doesn't dance to music, the music dances to him
• It is said, he has never had to ask for directions. Where ever he ends up is where he needed to be.
• He has never lost a sock.
• He bought a Swiss Army knife... from the Turkish Navy.
• He was the very first member anywhere to see a sign that says "Members Only.
• It is said he never looks up at the stars and wonders.. because he already knows.
• He never initiates conversations about the weather... not even a typhoon.
• Even the things his parrot says are insightful.
• If there were an interesting gland, his would be bigger than most men’s small intestines.
• He never has to turn on the lights, because there is no dark in his life.
• When he walks he doesn't leave footprints, only his scent.
• It is said, whatever side of the track he is on, it is the right side.
• He doesn't believe in using oven mitts, or potholders
• He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like
• He doesn't need credit cards, his word is good enough.
• His beard alone, has experienced more then a lesser man's entire body
• He never says something tastes like chicken
• He lives vicariously through himself
• He has amassed an incredibly large dvd library, and it is said, that he never once alphabetized it
• If he were to mail a letter without postage, it is said it would still get there
• When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad
• He once punched a magician